This is a contest to name the stupidest object ever created, whether by man or the S. O. B., Supreme Omnipotent Being. Whether I am qualified to referee the winners is open to question. I saw the opening when my plastic louvered blinds cracked and crashed to the floor when I tried to raise them. O heap of useless plastic. Okay, I was the one who bought the stupid things, but that’s another contest, under Stupidest Thing I’ve Done This Week. Come back tomorrow for that announcement.
1) 48-inch plastic blinds
Enter as often as you wish. Prizes: first place, a week in Disneyland. Second place: 2 weeks in Disneyland. Third place, 3 weeks in Disneyland.
I know, a stupid joke.