A TOSS-UP

Jim Ramsay says for him it’s a toss up between polystyrene dice hanging from rear-view mirrors and plastic packaging that if you manage to breach, is likely to “sever an artery” with its jagged edge.

There is no rule against multiple entries, but since he can’t choose, I will.  The plastic beats the polystyrene.  I concede there is nothing stupider than those dice and further concede I once had a pair in my Bonneville but really Jim Ramsay, you can’t have seen such a thing recently, and if you did, their display was a noble attempt to resurrect irony from premature burial and as such worthy of the supreme sacrifice of dying in a fiery crash.

As for the plastic, no one would argue.

 

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