Bibles, from Dick Clark.
Submitted as plural, this nominee stirs up some confusion. Are Cake, Rose, Chocolate, etc. Bibles to be included in the put-down? I suspect not. I suspect we’re talking not about Rose Levy Berenbaum but the Supreme Omnipotent Being with His Heavenly Army and His exegetic minions in their man caves.
As such, definitely a contender.