FEEL IT IN MINUTES–LASTS FOR HOURS

Five hours, if you believe the name, 5-hour ENERGY, the container not much bigger than a pill bottle.  1.93 Fl. Oz.  Grape.  “They were all over downtown handing these out on street corners.  Do you want it?” Verena asks.  “I have too much energy already.  I need a tranquillizer.  A glass of wine at 5 p.m.  Oh, you’re going to drink it?”

I am thumbing off the protective sheath around the lid, so yes, I guess I am.  I could devote the whole day to feeling entirely like a glorious gizmo, a rocket ready for launch.

I swallow it down.  It tastes like the air from an inner tube smells, denatured.  So far so good.

 

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2 responses to “FEEL IT IN MINUTES–LASTS FOR HOURS

  1. Serena Billmayer

    Well, did it? Last for 5 hours, that is…

  2. If you have energy that lasts for more than 5 hours, contact your incredibly expensive physician.

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