“Take Me Out to the Ballpark”, the crowd sings and what the seagulls hear is, “Take out at the ballpark.” They scull the stadium air. “Peanuts!” they demand from on high. “Crackerjack!”
An ooooh goes up from the crowd, not because of a brushback pitch or a snow-cone snag but because one fine white fella lets fall a cluster bomb upon some bleacher bums. Dodger fans, it happens.