GLAD TIDINGS FROM WALHALLA

According to the Keowee Courier, Dennis Haley, a man in employment difficulties, “cried out to the Lord and the Lord said, ‘Plant tomatoes’.”

It’s been some time since anything sensible has been reported from that Quarter, so I take this as particularly Good News.  Lo, His Mysterious Ways!  Mr. Haley now has the record for the largest watermelon ever grown in the state of South Carolina, 179.5 pounds.

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3 responses to “GLAD TIDINGS FROM WALHALLA

  1. He should have asked the Virgin Mary. She know her vegetables.

  2. And, as Mr. Haley accepted the SC State Fair blue ribbon, the watermelon exploded, coating bystanders with sticky pink pulp and seeds, as
    a Voice echoed down from the sunburst clouds, saying, “Schmuck! I said tomatoes!”

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