IN A NAME

I went around the block in the Haight to get a full take on the bumpersticker:

SO FEW RICHARDS

SO MANY DICKS

 I’m met Dickie for lunch.  He said, “I don’t agree at all.”

What’s in a name?

Dick Nixon.

Dick Cheney.

Dick Fuld.

Dick Armey.

Dick Butkus.

Dick Morris.

Spotted dick is a kind of  pudding with pieces of fruit.

Pudding.

Puddink,

Puddick.

Dick.

That’s how that happened.

“Dick” also used to mean an assertion.  “Unto my dying dick” meant up to my last declaration.

I got dick for my birthday is not the good news it sounds like unless, like me, you don’t like presents.

Has anyone else noticed what an abnormal percentage of serial killers are named Richard?

Richard Speck.

Richard Ramirez.

Richard Chase.

Richard Angelo.

Richard Kuklinski

Richard Grissom.

I don’t know why I’m bringing this up.  I’m really quite cheerful today.

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One response to “IN A NAME

  1. Happy birthday Scwarzie!

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