Hey, they’re all good. The war that ended serfdom. The war that put the Holy (sic) Land in the right hands. The war to end all wars. The war that stopped the Nazis. The war to keep the dominos upright. The war that was barely a war we’d be so welcome. Oh my god, there are so many. It’s hard to think of a bad one.
(As if it never ended) we have a new one started. A really good one. Snuffing out barbarians. Who cut off the heads of their enemies rather than using a more civilized drone strike. Americans are so tired of war, but only of bad wars, the ones that hog the TV screen for decades, the ones where people they know get killed.